“A bicycle is the young Sloane girl’s method of transport in
London, for four reasons:
- · It is archaic.
- · It has a basket.
- · It is a horse you don’t have to feed or groom.
- · It is dangerous
Bicycling in towns is one of those slightly mad, rather jaunty
things Sloanes do. It’s a point of conversation at parties – comparing routes
and horror stories with other cyclists or explaining to non-cyclists why you
aren’t scared. The reason why you aren't is similar to why Sloanes shouldn’t be
scared out hunting. It’s outdoors; you love the feel of wind in your face, the
element of risk and the superiority.”
Ann Barr & Peter York, The Official Sloane Ranger Handbook (1982), p.121.
3 comments:
Ive never met a hipster who felt superior to anybody. Just self conscious assholes who can't handle the fact there is noone telling them how to dress and behave. I cycle because its cheap, exercise and I just fucking want to! How about that!
Good for you but hipster cyclists definitely feel superior to you. They'll say that they like cycling 'cos it's cheap - but look at that bike they're on, it's not some £50 second hand job. They've turned it into a lifestyle thing, as with everything else they touch.
I look to the horizon and all I see are bros on track bikes wearing gladiator sandles. Behind, the sky is red as blood.
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